Steve Jackson Games' conspiracy-theory themed card game Illuminati has a set of 'cheating' rules in which almost anything goes (e.g. Stealing money from the bank, misstating the powers of your cards, etc) as long as you don't get caught (if you do get caught, the only penalty is that you have to undo that specific cheating attempt). Funny words you substitute in for the real ones, and your child will enjoy “catching” your mistakes. What You Need: Variety of books What You Do: 1. Tell your child that you are going to play a reading game together called “I Caught You.” Instruct your child to call out “I caught you!” when you read the wrong word.
Let’s face it, getting caught with ya pants down is basically like stepping in the dog’s business; it stinks, it’s gonna be messy, and there’s really no clean way out of it. But onto every sidewalk, some sh*t happens. To all those caught in the crap, you probably won’t be able to save the shoe, but here are a few napkins till you can get to another ho(se).
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I Caught You In Your Cheating Gameplay
1. Begging (The Jimmy Swaggart defense)
Your Cheating Heart
Find something in your life that she didn’t know about and leeeeean on it; My dog died, my mom called me ugly, a mosquito bit me, whatever. If there’s a chance that you can tug at her heartstrings DO IT. Sure it’s a little grimey, but this is survival. Alls fair in love and war dammit.
I Caught You In Your Cheating Games
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